Hilarious Pickup Lines That Might Just Work"


Looking For a pickup Lines??

 "Here are some pick-up lines guaranteed to make your potential new love either laugh or run away. Proceed with caution, as some of these might be as cheesy as a nacho dipped in fondue, but hey, love is a risky business!"


Funny Pick Up Lines in English

1)"Roses are red, violets are blue, I know I can’t rhyme, but I want to date you."


2) "Can you do me a favor? I want you to take down my number."


3) "Let’s be together and be the number Pi, endless and irrational."


4) "I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!


5) "I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you."


6) "I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did."


7) " Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine."


8) "You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room."


9) "When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?"


10) " If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you."


11) "(Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?


12) "I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name)."




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